Life SUX without little ash boi

long time since my last blog~ busy wif exam this few days~ today send ash ash to the vet, hospitalize for one nite, he having operation tml... remove that stupid lump... hai~ miss him badly... although its only one nite without him but still miss him alot~ wonder how is he now? slping? barking? or wat~ hai~ tml hav to go fetch him... miss miss him... a few hr more to go~



today my dad birthday, went to suki for dinner~ again he complain, now there is shark fin, there is oyster, he still complain, no more 'not worth eating', now he complain tat its too salty and make him feel very thirsty. ah yoh~ he forever complaining abt the food yet he eat alot at the resturant~! OMG~!

yesterday ecad is sux~ hope tat i can pass the paper, even if its only 50 marks, i very happy liao~ hai~

hmmm~ re-cap~ last thursday have my art app performance... haha damn funny! our class guy all hav funny role~ my grp, one act transexual, the other in love with a transexual, KX wore skirt and put on make up lor and ed wore my tare panda bag and hold the tare panda umbrella~ the other grps, one act sissy romeo, the other act 'ah beng' cinderalle~ haha... tat ah beng cinderalla even wore a bra mann~ wow~ so daring hor~ haha~



The script of the play is as follows:
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Scene 1

(ED Tries to chase after Shuiyi, offers gifts, flowers and tries to date her out)
ED: SY, This is for you! (Present the flowers, acts Shy
(Gives the present)
Ed: This is for you too! I specially choose this for you hope you like it! I’ve got something to tell you…… Will you be mine???
(SY can’t be bothered bout ED. She receives the gifts throws them aside)
SY: How many times have you asked this question? Ain’t you tired? My answer is still going to be the same No!!! NO!!!!!! NO!!!!! NEVER!!!!
ED: But…. But….
(SY Storms off)
ED: Shuiyi!! Shuiyi!!!
*(Thunderstorm)* (RAIN)* (ED shows sad face)
ED: Whyyy! Sob must you reject me ever and ever again? Since you don’t want my present, I’ll use it myself!!! Cos I like it too!!!
(ED unwraps the present takes out a tara panda umbrella and walks sadly in the rain)

Scene 2

(After lecture, Ed walks with best friend Pam…. On the way to eat) (Ed look gloomy)
Pam: Ed!!! Did you see that tall, macho, big and handsome guy sitting infront of you just now? My goodness!!! He is so tall….. Macho…. Big & handsome. If only he was my bf… then he will become my husband, my life partner & every girl will be so jealous when I go out with him!!

(ED did not talk at all. He was gloomy. He was in his own world)
Pam: Ed!!! Ed!!! Are you listening to me? What’s wrong with you? Did you hear what I say?
Ed: Ya la ya la….
Pam: No you did not!! I’ve know you for ten years! And you r definitely lying to me!! Would you please tell me what’s wrong?

(Tears in Ed’s eyes)
Ed: I… I… got ditched by SY… Again!!!
Pam: What? How many times must I tell you to forget her? Come one don’t brood over it. My friend’s inviting me to her house for a party tonight wanna come?
Ed: Uh? Neh….
Pam: Oh Come on!! You Shouldn’t be thinking about her anymore you understand? She does not deserve such a nice guy like you….


(Ed looks at the audience and give a cheeky smile)
Ed: Ok! Alrite then!!

Scene 3
(Very loud music & the place was packed Ed spots a beautiful gal from the dance floor)
Ed: Hey Pam, who’s that tall pretty gal over there?
Pam: Which one? There are many tall gals here
Ed: Aiyo… The one with the scarf over her head! She looks so… sexy….so…. so… pretty… so gorgeous!! Feel a rush inside of me!! I feel as if I’m on cloud 9 I think… I think I’m in love….!!!
Pam: Wow! That’s fast… 10 mins ago you were still talking about…
Ed: Eah!! Don’t mention her name!! I’ve got a new target now… I should go over and talk to her…
Pam: Yeah! U should.. Make sure you don’t get hurt again!!!

(ED began to step on the dance floor. He started dancing closer and closer to her)
(KX spots Ed from afar… then he’s shocked & clasped her chest then he tries to make her top lower. Then continued dancing)
(ED goes up to her and started dancing with “her”: both of them very compatible)
(Everyone looks at them and clapped… they both stared into each other’s eyes. Ed offered her his hand and went to the table to get drinks) (They both went to the table and held the same cup. KX quickly moves his hand away)

Ed: You like martini too?
(KX nods his head)

Ed: Here, have this cup..
KX: Thank you…

(They both went to find a table and started chatting happily) (Ed stares at KX. He’s to memorized by her)

Scene 4

Mother: Boy ah! You always come home so late? And what’s all this on you? How many times must I tell you? Stop being like that can anot? You are really getting out of hand!! I really…
KX: Stop!!! Mumyah… firstly… I’m called Cindy… can you please stop calling me ah boy? It’s so disgusting lor!! Lucky we’re at home. If not I’ll be so ‘malu’
Mother: You!! Papa ah!! Look at you son!!



(Father stops reading his newspaper pulls down his specs and look at his son from top to bottom)
Father: orh…..

(Then he continues reading the newspaper)
Mother: Papa! Can’t you say something more? Look at the way he dresses!! Such a disgrace to the family!! Do you know all the neighbours are talking behind our backs?
Father: Let them say what they want. None of my business!
KX: ya!! Mummy ah!! Now we are in gen Z already! What I’m doing is so common!! Besides, I have no interest in gals!! Let the neighbour say what they wanna say!! They tok so much coz they jealous that I’m sexier than them!!

(Sister walks in…)
Sis: What? Did I hear wrongly? You sexy? Pls lor! Our eyebrows so thick, leg go so much hair, and most of all, your chest is so flat!!
KX: You! You! How dare you’re so rude to me? Show some respect!!
Sis: what respect? You are the most horrible living thing in the world that I’ve seen! It’s so disgraceful to your sis!!
KX: can’t you all just accept me for who I am?? I’m human and I have feelings too you know!!

(Runs into his bed rm & cry… & call ed)
KX: Ed *SOB* my mum just scolded me, and my sis insulted me
ED: What’s wrong? Cindy I’ve something to tell you…. But firstly u have to wipe away your tears.
KX: ok!! What isit???
Ed: Every ntie! I can’t slp… coz I’m thinking of you… something of you during breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper, think of you when I walk, think of you when I sit. Think of you even when I’m in the toilet!! I juz wanna say I’m too inlove with you!! I’ve never though of some one so much before!! You’re the gal of my dreams!! Will you be mine??
KX:I….I…. of course I will I definitely will! Ed you love me for who I am?
Ed: of course! It’s getting late now go to bed… see ya tomorrow!!

(Put down the phone.. KX thinks that he should tell Ed the truth bout himself)
KX: Yes… I should tell him the truth… cause I know that he really likes me….

Scene 5

KX: Darling, I’ve something to tell you….
ED: What is it?
KX: Do you love me for who I am?
ED: of coz I do silly!!
KX: I’ve been hiding something from you all these while and I devided to let you know
Ed: What isit? We’ll solve things out. I won’t blame you…. Cause I love you….
KX: K….. I….. I used to dress like you when I was young

(ED hesitated and thought)
ED: well it’s ok!! Its normal for gals to be boyish when young
KX: No… err… I… I play the games you play when young
ED: Oh you mean soccer? Wah you quite active ah!! No wonder you so muscular now!!
KX: No… I talk like you when I was young
ED: you ah… you voice quite low… but it’s ok.. I love it … cause you sound sexy….
KX: I go to the guys toilet when I was young….
ED: Aiyo…. My darling so cheeky when you’re young ah….
KX: Arghhh! I give up!!! I’m a guy

(thunderstorm…. ED expresses same expression as b4)
(spot light on him)
ED: Why!!!!!

(ED turns around and cover face with hand and turn around and hold kx’s shoulders, looked into his eyes)
ED: it’s ok… I still love you… I’ll take care of you as long as you allow me too
KX: I love you too….
(KISS)
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Last fri, finish lesson at 1, waited for munhong they all to finish their lesson at 2~ we ma jiam celebrating the arrvial of exam lor~ i, zh, ah lan, jase and Xiao Mun went KTV lor~ OMG~ exam rd the corner we still hav the mood for ktv~ haha... we are so lame, at first we went there, sing song and stuffs~ slowly we get crazy, start taking lots of photos~ haha~ i ma jiam 'zhi lian', use MH camara and took lots of my pic~ haha~ i even force ah lan to act cute~ wow biang! he really can't make it! haha~ den saw this ex-mjr, meiying, can't recognice her lor~ she really slim down alot, heard frm yan tat she going on starvation~ OMG~! but really do slim down alot~ hee~ i again doing tat 'kissing' jay action~ haha~ they even took it down lor~ haha~ We sing till really sian and start bull shiting liao, we translate all eng song to chinese, singing "hit mi baby one more time" as "da wo bao bei duo yi chi", "I swear" to "wo shong ba (hokkien of swear)", and "i'm a big big ger" to "wo shi ge da da cha bo"~ OMG~! we real crazy~ after tat we even went to suki for buffet lor, real cheap and worth eating~ haha~ i dun noe wat happening to mi, i keep disturb one of the waitress, keep toking to her~ den sabotage ah lan, saying tat he wanna make fren wif her~ haha~ beh tahan~ real fun lor~ have to organise more event during holiday liao~ hehe~

pic taken at ktv~


pic taken at lab~


tml last paper... yeah~ holiday start~! yeah~!

THAT'S LIFE

wed went to watch <> wif ZH, felix, ziyang, ah lan and xiao mun~ poor xiao mun, he skip mafit tutorial inorder to join us for movie~ the show is nice, meaningful~ after watching, a lot of thoughts came to my mind~ it show the 'ugly' true self of human beings... the greed, cruel, violent, stupid, betray, etc... it also show the motherly love project in virgin mary~ the pain that mother feel when she saw her son being tortured, being kill~ sad~ really worth watching~ but i will not watch it again, cos its too cruel to mi~

Cascada - Miracle

Boy meets girl
You were my dream my world
But I was blind
You cheated on me from behind
So on my own
I feel so all alone
Though I know
Its true
I'm still in love with you

Chorus:
I need a miracle
I wanna be your girl
Give me a chance to see
That you were made for me
I need a miracle
Please let me be your girl
One day you'll see
Can happen to me
(Repeat Chorus)

Faintly: *Miracle, miracle*

Day and night
I'm always by your side
Cause I know for sure
My love is real
My feelings pure
So take a try
No need to ask me why
Cause I know its true
I'm still in love with you

(Chorus x2)

I hate myself

jus realized tat i hurt one of my fren and i din realized it~ the worse thing is i even misunderstood her~ so sad~ i hate ppl hurting mi and now i'm hurting other~ hai~ human beings are like tat~ they forever expect in others but they din notice abt themself~ hai~ hate myself for being this kind of person! so hate~ i really deserve to be back stabbed by 3 stupid fool mann~

Hai~ i think my the other fren is going to take away wat gods gave her... jus hope tat she will be fine and no regret... but still abit sad to hear abt the new~ can anyone gave mi a peace mind? hai~ hate to be human, so many things can occurs at one time~ hai~ and worse come to worse, no one will care abt ur thinking, ur feeling, ur worries, ur sadness~ everyone is selfish, they jus care abt them and themselves~ hai~ how can earth survive wif human beings like us?? how? ans mi~

stupid mun hong! mi so sad liao, tml he still dun wanna go watch movie wif us~ even more sad ah~ rub salt on my wounds~ sob sob :'(

About You!

> Your Birthday Month
>
> JANUARY
> FEBRUARY
> * Ambitious and serious
> * Loves to teach and be taught
> * Always looking at people's flaws & weaknesses
> * Likes to criticize
> * Hardworking and productive
> * Smart, neat and organized
> * Sensitive and has deep thoughts
> * Knows how to make others happy
> * Quiet unless excited or tensed
> * Rather reserved
> * Highly attentive
> * Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
> * Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
> * Loves children
> * Homely person
> * Loyal
> * Needs to improve social abilities
> * Easily jealous
> * Abstract thoughts
> * Loves reality and abstract
> * Intelligent and clever
> * Changing personality
> * Temperamental
> * Quiet, shy and humble
> * Low self esteem
> * Honest and loyal
> * Determined to reach goals
> * Loves freedom
> * Rebellious when restricted
> * Loves aggressiveness
> * Too sensitive and easily hurt
> * Showing anger easily
> * Dislike unnecessary things
> * Loves making friends but rarely shows it
> * Daring and stubborn
> * Ambitious
> * Realizing dreams and hopes
> * Sharp
> * Loves entertainment and leisure
> * Romantic on the inside not outside
> * Superstitious and ludicrous
> * Spendthrift
> * Learns to show emotions
>
> MARCH
> APRIL
> * Attractive personality
> * Affectionate
> * Shy and reserved
> * Secretive
> * Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
> * Loves peace and serenity
> * Sensitive to others
> * Loves to serve others
> * Not easily angered
> * Trustworthy
> * Appreciative and returns kindness
> * Observant and assess others
> * Revengeful
> * Loves to dream and fantasize
> * Loves traveling
> * Loves attention
> * Hasty decisions in choosing partners
> * Loves home decors
> * Musically talented
> * Loves special things
> * Moody
> * Active and dynamic
> * Decisive and hateful but tends to regret
> * Attractive and affectionate to oneself
> * Strong mentality
> * Loves attention
> * Diplomatic
> * Consoling
> * Friendly and solves people's problems
> * Brave and fearless
> * Adventurous
> * Loving and caring
> * Suave and generous
> * Emotional
> * Revengeful
> * Aggressive
> * Hasty
> * Good memory
> * Moving
> * Motivate oneself and the others
> * Sickness usually of the head and chest
> * Easily get too jealous
>
> MAY
> JUNE
> * Stubborn and hard-hearted
> * Strong-willed and highly motivated
> * Sharp thoughts
> * Easily angered
> * Attracts others and loves attention
> * Deep feelings
> * Beautiful physically and mentally
> * Firm standpoint
> * Easily influenced
> * Needs no motivation
> * Easily consoled
> * Systematic (left brain)
> * Loves to dream
> * Strong clairvoyance
> * Understanding
> * Sickness usually in the ear and neck
> * Good imagination
> * Good debating skills
> * Good physical
> * Weak breathing
> * Loves literature and the arts
> * Loves traveling
> * Dislike being at home
> * Restless
> * Hardworking
> * High spirited
> * Spendthrift
> * Thinks far with vision
> * Easily influenced by kindness
> * Polite and soft-spoken
> * Having lots of ideas
> * Sensitive
> * Active mind
> * Hesitating
> * Tends to delay
> * Choosy and always wants the best
> * Temperamental
> * Funny and humorous
> * Loves to joke
> * Good debating skills
> * Talkative
> * Daydreamer
> * Friendly
> * Knows how to make friends
> * Abiding
> * Able to show character
> * Easily hurt
> * Prone to getting colds
> * Loves to dress up
> * Easily bored
> * Fussy
> * Seldom show emotions
> * Takes time to recover when hurt
> * Brand conscious
> * Executive
> * Stubborn
> * Those who loves me are enemies
> * Those who hates me are friends
>
> JULY
> AUGUST
> * Fun to be with
> * Secretive
> * Difficult to fathom and to be understood
> * Quiet unless excited or tensed
> * Takes pride in oneself
> * Has reputation
> * Easily consoled
> * Honest
> * Concern about people's feelings
> * Tactful
> * Friendly
> * Approachable
> * Very emotional
> * Temperamental and unpredictable
> * Moody and easily hurt
> * Witty and sarky
> * Sentimental
> * Not revengeful
> * Forgiving but never forgets
> * Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
> * Guides others physically and mentally
> * Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
> * Caring and loving
> * Treats others equally
> * Strong sense of sympathy
> * Wary and sharp
> * Judge people through observations
> * Hardworking
> * No difficulties in studying
> * Loves to be alone
> * Always broods about the past and the old friends
> * Likes to be quiet
> * Homely person
> * Waits for friends
> * Never looks for friends
> * Not aggressive unless provoked
> * Prone to having stomach and dieting problems
> * Loves to be loved
> * Easily hurt but takes long to recover
> * Overly concerned
> * Puts in effort in work
> * Loves to joke
> * Attractive
> * Suave and caring
> * Brave and fearless
> * Firm and has leadership qualities
> * Knows how to console others
> * Too generous and egoistic
> * Talked high pride of oneself
> * Thirsty for praises
> * Extraordinary spirit
> * Easily angered
> * Angry when provoked
> * Easily jealous
> * Observant
> * Careful and cautious
> * Thinks quickly
> * Independent thoughts
> * Loves to lead and to be led
> * Loves to dream
> * Talented in the arts, music and defense
> * Sensitive but not petty
> * Poor resistance against illnesses
> * Learns to relax
> * Hasty and rushy
> * Romantic
> * Loving and caring
> * Loves to make friends
>
> SEPTEMBER
> OCTOBER
> * Suave and compromising
> * Careful, cautious and organized
> * Likes to point out people's mistakes
> * Likes to criticize
> * Quiet but able to talk well
> * Calm and cool
> * Kind and sympathetic
> * Concerned and detailed
> * Trustworthy, loyal and honest
> * Does work well
> * Sensitive
> * Thinking
> * Good memory
> * Clever and knowledgeable
> * Loves to look for information
> * Must control oneself when criticizing
> * Able to motivate oneself
> * Understanding
> * Secretive
> * Loves sports, leisure and traveling
> * Hardly shows emotions
> * Tends to bottle up feelings
> * Choosy especially in relationships
> * Loves wide things
> * Systematic
> * Loves to chat
> * Loves those who loves him
> * Loves to takes things at the center
> * Attractive and suave
> * Inner and physical beauty
> * Does not lie or pretend
> * Sympathetic
> * Treats friends importantly
> * Always making friends
> * Easily hurt but recovers easily
> * Bad tempered
> * Selfish
> * Seldom helps unless asked
> * Daydreamer
> * Very opinionated
> * Does not care of what others think
> * Emotional
> * Decisive
> * Strong clairvoyance
> * Loves to travel, the arts and literature
> * Soft-spoken, loving and caring
> * Romantic
> * Touchy and easily jealous
> * Concerned
> * Loves outdoors
> * Just and fair
> * Spendthrift and easily influenced
> * Easily lose confidence
>
> NOVEMBER
> DECEMBER
> * Has a lot of ideas
> * Difficult to fathom
> * Thinks forward
> * Unique and brilliant
> * Extraordinary ideas
> * Sharp thinking
> * Fine and strong clairvoyance
> * Can become good doctors
> * Careful and cautious
> * Dynamic in personality
> * Secretive
> * Inquisitive
> * Knows how to dig secrets
> * Always thinking
> * Less talkative but amiable
> * Brave and generous
> * Patient
> * Stubborn and hard-hearted
> * If there is a will, there is a way
> * Determined
> * Never give up
> * Hardly become angry unless provoked
> * Loves to be alone
> * Thinks differently from others
> * Sharp-minded
> * Motivates oneself
> * Does not appreciates praises
> * High-spirited
> * Well-built and tough
> * Deep love and emotions
> * Romantic
> * Uncertain in relationships
> * Homely
> * Hardworking
> * High abilities
> * Trustworthy
> * Honest and keeps secrets
> * Not able to control emotions
> * Unpredictable
> * Loyal and generous
> * Patriotic
> * Active in games and interactions
> * Impatient and hasty
> * Ambitious
> * Influential in organizations
> * Fun to be with
> * Loves to socialize
> * Loves praises
> * Loves attention
> * Loves to be loved
> * Honest and trustworthy
> * Not pretending
> * Short tempered
> * Changing personality
> * Not egoistic
> * Takes high pride in oneself
> * Hates restrictions
> * Loves to joke
> * Good sense of humor
> * Logical

Kai~ Happy Birthday!

yest morning went back to sch for ecad tut, after that continue wif the project thingy! finally finish liao, but monday still staying back cos i promise mun hong tat i'll stayed back to accompany him~ ya... felix, mun hong, zi yang and mi went mac to had our breakfast, so long since i went to mac for breakfast leh~ happy...

After doing the project is already 5pm++, i again took bus 65 wif MH~ we tok abt dogs~ den he came to my hse area to see my little ash ash... i think he like ash alot lor~ haha~ of cos lah~ my ash ash so cute~ haha... we chat till almost 8pm den i went back home... eat my dinner and quickly prepared myself for tonite's clubbing~

reach fusion at abt 10~ wait for them to finish wathing the soccer first half~ hai~ so boring~ get to see keith new phone... his wall paper is he and his mummy lor, so loving son~ haa~ but poor him, keep complaining tat his leg is in pain~ hai~ poor fellow...

Went to club 3~ yeah~ saw my kor kor, wen shen, and my ah gong, peng ho. long time din see kor liao, he thinner liao as compared to last i saw him~ ah gong still the same, still tat 'ti gor'... kor is so gd~ he very caring and very brother lor. tat idiot ah gong ask him come den he come, yet he pang seh him, go flirting wif other gers! den poor kor is like standing there ma jiam door god~ tat stupid ah gong, when ever anything happen inside club 3, he go out and settle wif his grp of ppl, den poor kor follow, cos gong is drunk, he worry abt him. so caring~ he even sms mi ask mi not to go out and look for them cos he dun wan mi to be involve lor~ when i very tired, i lay on his shoulder, he still ask mi whether am i tired~ den when he going home, he called mi ask mi to go home early and whether need him to bring mi home, he even asked mi to inform him when i reach home. when i reach home, he called mi, jus to make sure tat i;m home and i'm alrite~! so sweet of him~!!! go where to find this kind of kor? not flirt, so buddy and so caring~

kk~ come back to mt main topic~ yest zhukai bday lor~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAI! haha~ wat else? hmmm~ saw my jie mei, wee and skye~! saw ah pat too~ haha~ long time no see him liao, he now wif his short hair and glasses, so guai~ receive a lollipop from gao mei~ so sweet, i mean gao mei lah, not e sweet~ i haven't get a taste of it yet~ hee~ ya~! saw ah pei and connie~!!!! still the same~ jus tat there's some thing more~! oh ya~ ah pei and gao mei *KISS* mi on my mouth~ OMG~! first time been kiss by ger on my mouth leh~ my 'chu wen'~ sob sob~ wahahaha.... shumei was there too, as usual, she left at abt 2-3pm... yest club3 got alot of things happen~ lots of fights! and e worst, spot check~ wee, jeff and gong being called out by the police~ shit~! again, kor follow, cannot rmb is it becos he also kana or cos of gong~ but heng lah nth happen to them~ told u wat, saw this ger wearing super duper low cut shirt lor, low cut till near stomach there leh~! wow biang~ so daring! its like all the guy is staring at her breast lor~ OMG~ drank a glass of gin 7-up. hmmm~ i'm really a bad drinker. hai~ yest club end early becos of those stupid ppl, fighting inside, they really 'jia pah bo sai pang'. really stupid lor, jus had a spot check, den they start fighting~ bo liao~ sat along the road wif they all, and start taking pic wif pat, and also sing techno wif him~ haa~ poor ah pat jus in mood to dance den the night is ended~ haa~


The pai kia pat and the guai kia pat!!! my ah si and my ah nerd~!

after all, head home straight away~reach hom at 4.10, thanks boon for e cab fare~ went to bed at ard 5, so tired~

Qian BiaN Wen Da Ti

I receive this email frm my fren~ here it goes~

>>---------------------------------------------------------
>>Qn: Why is fish cunning ?
>> > > >> > Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee
>>hoon)
>> > > >> > --------------------------------------
>>Qn: What animal falls down the most?
>> Ans: Fox, cos they jiao hua (cunning)
>> > > >> > --------------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: What animal is most skillful?
>> > > >> > Ans: mouse (lao shu) cos shu shu you lian guo
>>
>> >(uncle got
>> >training)
>> > > >> > --------------------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming
>>
>> >drinks what?
>> > > >> > Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming
>>
>> > > >> > -------------------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: Which chinese host does not have centre
>> >parting?
>> > > >> > Ans: wu zong xian (no centre line)
>> > > >> > ------------------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana
>>fine
>> >by police?
>> > > >> > Ans: Cos Jay Walking
>> > > >> > -------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn:Which emperor (huang di) is blind??
>> > > >> > Ans: Kang xi (Can't see)
>> > > >> > ------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: How does a fish laugh?
>> > > >> > Ans: HE HE HE
>> > > >> > ------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: How does a prawn laugh?
>> > > >> > Ans: HEI HEI HEI
>> > > >> > --------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: Which animal should you look for if
>>you're
>> >unable to open a
>> > >bottle
>> > > >>cap?
>> > > >> > Ans: peacock, cos kong que kai ping
>> > > >> > ----------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
>> > > >> > Ans: cos bei bi wu chi
>> > > >> > ---------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: Which button on your keyboard cannot
>>sing?
>> > > >> > Ans: F4
>> > > >> > ------------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qns: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan,
>>
>> >Xiao Huang, who
>> >cannot
>> > > >>tahan
>> > > >>roller-coasters?
>> > > >> > Ans: Xiao Bai, cos always Xiao Bai Tu
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Enjoy urself~ stay cool~

~unhelpful~

Today finally done wif all my ecad stuffs, except some EXTRA things to add on, will continue doing it on sat~ Today as usual bull shit ard~ first time i felt tat actually i can make it if i wan. i today actually do my order detail page by myself, no more copying. it may not be a standard ans, but at least i get it going~ very happy liao~ hee~

Today really piss off at some human beings~ some human beings can be so unhelpful to their own fren and can be so selfish mann~ SICK! although its kind of none of my biz, but i jus feel very sick, and everyone at that place feels the same thing lor~! Until now den i realized that actually i'm a person who really dislike to be ruled by ppl. i hate ppl direct mi doing my tasks, saying that what i done is wrong, saying that if they were mi, wat will they do instead. I hav my reason for my action, so i dun wish to be ruled, i noe wat i'm doing~ helping felix with his ecad, cos yesterday he help mi wif my review~ so thankful~ hee~

Today's art app lesson making mi go crazy~ haha~ bth kowk xin lor, he act ah gua... he was like so man but yet so ger, another word, so sissy~ wahahaha~ he wore my fabby cap, and dance that elva's 'ai de chu da ge'~ wow biang~ pengz lor~ joker sia~ and ed too, saying those mushy mushy script, really make mi feel like puking lor~ EEEEEeee~ goosebump ah~

Tml slacking at home~ waiting a day like this for so long liao lor~ haa~ sat going back to sch again~ going clubbing again at sat nite this week, jus feel like going, and some more pat, my ah si jio one leh... cannot dun go ah~ Wonder tml got wat program~ hee~ looking forward to sat~ 0_0

"Jus Too Heavy to Be BO ZI"

A very fun day mann~ haha~ first time do ecab until so enjoy~ haha~ doing work and toking cock at e same time~ haha...

First, my progress~ hmmm.... not bad today, finish the log in, sign up and update data part liao~ doing orders and check out tml~ hope evrything goes smoothly~

2nd, bull shiting~ haa... bth~ sickening mun hong keep saying mi too heavy to be bo zi~ haha... we really going crazy liao, maybe too stress... haa~ okay~ the whole story start from last sat... i wore surf pant to sch and saw mun hong wearing one of those pants too... den we start bull shit, saying we going sentosa later~ den keep saying miting him at sentosa and stuffs... the worst thing is when we met in msn, we msg each other saying tat we waited for each other and each other din appear~ haha~ i said i waited him at my helicopter landing area, and noe wat he said? he said tat he TELEPORT there lor~ lame ah.... haha... den i say i waited for him till 8pm, den i go see musical fountain~ -_-; haha~ bo liao rite us~ den yest saw jason, and start saying tat he is 'ting2 feng1' , mi 'bo2 zi3(cecilia zhang)' and zhenhui "wang2 fei2 (faye wong)". haha~ den mun hong is my sentosa ka kis~ haa~ den today continue again~ they suan mi like mad lor~ they say if they had such a heavy 'bo zi'(neck in chinese), they will hav a hard time lifting their head up! and idiot alvin the 'zi2 cha4', say mi 'shen dian xia'~ F**K! haha~ full of shit~ kana suan until very jia lat, until i dun noe wat to shoot back ah~ wow biang~! after that took bus 69, then transfer to bus 65, wif mun hong~ got to chat wif him, actually is gossip lah~ haha~ opps! =X but really nice chat lah~ cos since last time we had a misunderstanding, den long time din have a chat like this wif him liao. Lucky we had already forgot abt tat bad inccident liao, den now back to fren again, bull shiting and gossip again~ haa... feel very happy lor~

today behave quite unfrenly towards kwok xin, so pai seh~ dun noe y also! haa~ definitly not becos he and his fren use the com tat i book! jus dun noe y~ even myself also think tat i very unfrenly lor~ mAybe shy or wat~ jus dun noe y i behav tat way lor~ haha~

but today got one sickening thing tat really spoilt my day lor~ got a msg frm someone who i dun consider as fren liao... msg mi, saying tat we lost contact and stuffs, asking mi to call her when i free~ OMG~ she provoke mi in e first place lor, den wat now? still wanna get into my gd bk meh~ haha~ i noe her pattern more den anyone else.. she did this not becos she wan mi as a fren, but becos i'm still of gd use to her~ sian~ really make mi sick leh~ spoilt my day lor~ jus dun wanna reply her~ tired of all those stupid back stabbing liao~ enough of it liao lor~

Here are some pic taken wif 'xiao mun' aka 'chong ma tong' aka roy aka mun hong~

haha~ all the stupid photo we took in e lab while doing our ecad~ haha~

Employment characteristics of Jeslyn

Jeslyn - Born: 18 October 1985 Gender: Female Lunar Birth Date: 5 9 1985 (day/month/year)

Ki System

Natal Year number: 6
With a strong sense of responsibility for her family and close friends, Jeslyn has a tendency to blame herself if anything should go wrong, even if it is clearly not her fault. She will work long and hard - perhaps too hard for her own good - and unless she is careful her life may lack the fun, humour and social activity that would force her to be more outward looking. This in turn makes her careful with money in the sense that she will apply funds only to those things that are of the utmost importance to her. She holds strong views from which she will not easily be moved.

Natal Month number: 6
Naturally self-disciplined, Jeslyn will have assumed responsibility for other family members from an early age. She is naturally supportive of both the young and the old in her immediate family, and has a capacity for hard work, so there is a danger that her life may become a little too serious. Jeslyn is suited to social work, charitable functions or the world of education.

Natal House number: 5
With independence of mind, Jeslyn may have seemed to be something of a loner in her early life. But as she matures that independent streak will lead her to positions in which others will rely upon her judgement and impartiality. Whatever skill she masters, whatever career she pursues, it should be one where her natural talent to command can be properly utilised.

Comments based on Western Grid

111

Although Jeslyn is often outgoing and chatty, she can at times be quite introspective. She may not of course see herself as an entertainer, but she nevertheless has all the qualities needed for the stage. She may seem shy on interview, but put her on a platform with an audience, and you will see the benefits that she can bring to any employment that demands such skills.

5

Well-balanced, with an understanding and compassionate nature, Jeslyn is a natural leader who can inspire others. But she needs a certain amount of freedom at work and at home. With a compassionate and caring nature, and with the ability to get on well with others, Jeslyn will be a strong member of any team and will provide solid inspiration and support to her colleagues.

88

A perceptive individual, Jeslyn takes little on trust. She maintains fixed views which once established are difficult to change. Conscientious by nature, she will make a good businessman or accountant, but being naturally perceptive, and unwilling to accept views of others without solid evidence, she may well turn to philosophy.

9

Ambitious to improve her lot, Jeslyn will constantly push forward to achieve something in her life, yet this ambition will be balanced by humanitarian ideals that will lead her to support causes that may demand self-sacrifice.
[The Arrow of Determination: the numbers 1, 5 and 9] Determined and persistent, Jeslyn has the patience to wait until she has achieved her goal. She enjoys a progressive and enterpreneurial approach, and as such, will be an asset to any employer. If the number 4 (in the Western Grid) is missing, she will be inclined to lose her temper on occasions.

Comments based on Chinese Grid

1

Jeslyn will make some money and enjoy a reasonable standard of living.

55

With the ability to rise to a challenge, Jeslyn is ambitious, determined, confident and full of enthusiasm.

8

In the absence (in the Chinese version) of the numbers 1 and 6, she will be good with money and details. She will be happier if the Chinese grid includes the numbers 5 and 7.

99

Jeslyn is intelligent, and prepared to learn. Without the numbers 3, 5 and 7 in the Chinese version, Jeslyn is likely to use her head at the expense of her heart, which can lead her to become something of a workaholic.
[The Arrow of Willpower: The numbers 1, 5 and 9] Jeslyn is somewhat stubborn and very determined. Holding strong opinions that she will voice without reservation, she will nevertheless reach her goals through persistent hard work.
[The Arrow of Apathy: Lacking the numbers 2, 6 and 7] Jeslyn lacks the will to succeed. Somewhat indecisive, she will miss opportunities and avoid risk. Jeslyn needs to recognise that life's chances must be grasped with both hands when the opportunity arises.

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This analysis is taken from http://www.idealpartner.org.uk/ipbi/WhatJob.asp
Find some of the points are quite true~ do try out this analysis k~!

TP Biz Lab 7

currently at biz lab7~ wahaha~ doing my ecad.. progess quite alot liao, great! at first still afraid that i might not finish on time, but heng lah~ hee~

Saw tat idiot peng ho, 'ah gong' of mine, a few days ago at my hse area~ he say tat I grew fatter liao~ sob... so sad leh~ feel like bking him into 2 ah~

haha~ mi and wee had become strange buddy liao~ we are 'brother' in odd mth, and 'jie mei' in even mth~ so now, he is my 'jie mei'... haha~ no more wai yu liao... feel better to be his buddy den wai yu~ hee... but recently it seems to be sumthing bothering him, he like very sad and low~ see him like tat, mi also sad ah~ hope tat he will quickly go back to tat cheerful wee~ hee~

U noe wat~ haha... my art app grp come out wif e script for roleplay liao~ wahahha! damn funny... its abt a guy been rejected by a ger, and later he attracted by this gay, and start e relationship wif tat gay~ wahahaha... i take care of the music~ yeah~ looking forward to tat day mann~ wondering how e 2 guys going to act~ haha~ Until the recent art app classes, those drama wkshop, den i start to enjoy art app lesson abit more. and really get to noe all classmate~ unlike last time, really dun feel like going for the lesson... cos i dun noe the ppl there and hence, feel so boring... but now things get better, but too bad, this sem is coming to an end, tat mean the art app lesson is coming to an end too... is it gd or bad? i myself also wonder~ haa~

Yest stayed at sch doing ecad again until lab close~ haa~ den went for dinner wif angie, ZH and angie's fren, qiu ying~ noe wat~ its really a small world lor... Qiu ying is frm yuying band one lor, she went to MJR band B4 (but jus can't recognice her)! haha~ we took e same bus home, tok abt BAND band and band~ haha~ nice chat... make mi feel like picking up saxophone again~ really miss sax~ hai... how i wish i got my own sax~ hai... but it cost $2000+++ lor~ much more more ex den a electric keyboard! hai~ hav to wait until i step out into e real world den can buy... Feel like joining band, but guess i dun hav any time, or i dun hav enough time for it~

Poor little keith kana hit by merc cab~ hai~ so careless... but heng lah, not very jia lat~ but hope tat he recover soon, i mean those bruises~ Saw weiliang at TM~ OMG! wat's happening to all these guys~ i saw him holding on to tat 'guai zhan'~ ah yoh~ he injured his leg, and need tat thingy to help him walk~ hai~ poor thing~ recover soon sia...


look like dua pai kia rite~ haha... he is actually eating a snack i gave him, but seem like he is smoking cigar~ haha~ my sweetie ash~

Feel like changing to a new blog skin~ this blog skin sux~ tired of it~ shouldn't had change it in e first place... regret~ when i'm free, sure change back or change a new one~