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>>Qn: Why is fish cunning ?
>> > > >> > Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee
>>hoon)
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>>Qn: What animal falls down the most?
>> Ans: Fox, cos they jiao hua (cunning)
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>> > > >> > Qn: What animal is most skillful?
>> > > >> > Ans: mouse (lao shu) cos shu shu you lian guo
>>
>> >(uncle got
>> >training)
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>> > > >> > Qn: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming
>>
>> >drinks what?
>> > > >> > Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming
>>
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>> > > >> > Qn: Which chinese host does not have centre
>> >parting?
>> > > >> > Ans: wu zong xian (no centre line)
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>> > > >> > Qn: Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana
>>fine
>> >by police?
>> > > >> > Ans: Cos Jay Walking
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>> > > >> > Qn:Which emperor (huang di) is blind??
>> > > >> > Ans: Kang xi (Can't see)
>> > > >> > ------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: How does a fish laugh?
>> > > >> > Ans: HE HE HE
>> > > >> > ------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: How does a prawn laugh?
>> > > >> > Ans: HEI HEI HEI
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>> > > >> > Qn: Which animal should you look for if
>>you're
>> >unable to open a
>> > >bottle
>> > > >>cap?
>> > > >> > Ans: peacock, cos kong que kai ping
>> > > >> > ----------------------------
>> > > >> > Qn: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
>> > > >> > Ans: cos bei bi wu chi
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>> > > >> > Qn: Which button on your keyboard cannot
>>sing?
>> > > >> > Ans: F4
>> > > >> > ------------------------------------
>> > > >> > Qns: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan,
>>
>> >Xiao Huang, who
>> >cannot
>> > > >>tahan
>> > > >>roller-coasters?
>> > > >> > Ans: Xiao Bai, cos always Xiao Bai Tu
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