Shakira - Hips Don't Lie

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on taking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de dia

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de dia

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila asi , say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila asi
Yeah

She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting

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Ya, DeSoLo Love dance... its more of 'belly dancing'?! still prefer PCD's buttons... tat's lap dancing... any pole dance one?!

anyway, i love this song by shakira... u guys, enjoy the mtv huh~!

Its Nv a Sin To Be Born UGLY

i hav to blog~ haha... after viewing frenster! OMG! kill me ppl... i hate it when ger without boobs flashing her 'airport'... well, well, well, its not a sin, but to flash it when its not even there...! nth wrong abt flashing, let's say if she hav an angel face! but hell! do some plastic surgery can?! its far too pukie~!

ok, i noe, i'm not tat great either! but come on... no one is perfect, doesn't mean u can go out showing off ur flaw to everyone~ haha~ y? scar the hell outta everyone ah! OMG! i've seen enough of 'the ring', 'shutter', 'ju-on'... haha~ Obviously i'm refering to a ger and obviously i'm referring to a freak who tot she's a Fairy! haha~ come to me, if u wanna noe who i referring to, and see if u agree wif me! Be sure, its not gonna be u nor anyone ard me! haha~

this remind me of a verse i saw on this badge; 'i'm fat, i can go slimming, but u r ugly' haahaa... come on lah... wat the hell abt being SKINNY! and i mean SKINNY! no boobs, no butts, tat's not sexy at all... and ok, a pretty face, maybe can save everything! but... if u hav simply nth! nth at all i mean, no looks, no figure, PLS! for god-sake, take a decent pic can... dun show ur DIVA pics ard... it jus brought nightmares to me~ haha...

body of a bamboo, shapy - ya, average height (no model height of 170 k), shape of rectangle (a tiny mini one), small eyes, big mouth with crook tooth, flaw-y complexion... OH HELL~! So wat do u think?! actually, a plastic surgery could save everything! haa... I'm so mean... Karma, Karma, Karma... but! HEY! she show off her pic, also karma k! see now, i can't even concentration on work, hav nightmare, lost of appetite... see lah! her Karma is deeper! OMG! i think i needa wash my eyes and do some exorcism...

and enough! guys... OMG! u sure brought ur eyes out along wif u?! dun jus see tat pc of f**king slutty face and get so freaking horny k! haha~ there's even guys freaking wif her!!! Oh, maybe they hav fetish over POLES! Metal solid POLES! haha~ So she attract those uncles who sell sugar cane drinks? Pole dancers? Ah Gua?! (cos Ah Gua love "POLES" too! haha) ... OMG! quite a no. of them eh?! Simply can't be fren wif such freak! narcissism the rite way k! u can be a narcissist but dun force ppl to agree wif u wat and dun haunt ppl wif ur freaking pics... tat's scary!

Love my dustbin still, love my shu.... learn from my gers can?! alamak! faint ah...

P.S. so happy to receive email from my dustbin! so pitiful, she's bz at work! hai~ Love u still! *Muack*

DeSoLo In The House

OMG! **scream** my hse is back!!! haha~ my blogskin is back! yeah! and thank to blogger, my archive FIX! yeah~ its all link! OMG! so happy~ no more no more ordinary blog liao~ no more plain and boring... HEART IT SO MUCH! my archive are fix... my sweat, my tear, my harwork! **SCREAM** enjoy guys~

DeSoLoGY LeSsOn - I Can't Live On WithOut Me, I and MYSELF

ok, it got to be a WORD-Y post! too lazy to upload pics though i hav alot to post! but...

I seriously think i'm updating my blog very frequently... haha... well, not everyday but ard... at least ard 2/3 times a week? wahahah... ok~ i'm lor soh...

recently, a few things i realized... more and more ppl having blog! hmm... my dearest ah shu... my colleague, juanna... a gd thing i'll say... cos i see the changes in me, as in my writing, my language... haha~ a gd way to improve english?! maybe~ i take my blog as... anything, everything, my tots, my days... ENOUGH! i hate my blog skin! everyone been asking me... Y U CHANGE IT?! alamak! u tot i wan ah~ quickly get my archive link fix and i'll change it back asap... i too can't take this boring, plain, ordinary layout! ARGH...

a few stuffs i been pondering~ how should i put it?! Can i read ppl's minds?! i mean... can i read and assure of one's mind, as in i read it and i noe i'm not wrong abt it... i'm tired of guessing here and there at times... life somehow like playing chess... at times u noe which steps to take, exactly wat kind of outcome will happen, at times, things jus happen without u even realize... i think, think so hard on every step i make... Something always hit me hard! its like i been slapping myself huh? hmm... like... u dislike somebody doing something and u din realized u are doing such thing also... i'm so so afraid of doing such stupid things! but somehow, i hav no ans, am i slapping myself? i play my ways, believing in Karma, but somehow fighting against it... becos it dun pays being a gd person... but for sure, i'll nv nv harm ppl who i love, i promise with my life... and i mean ppl I LOVE! not ppl who love me k! different hor! haha~ i dun usually love ppl one lah... wahahaha~ To those who i love and u noe who u r, trust me and nv doubt me, i promise i'll nv do bad things to u... i'll nv...

anyway, drop it! ok... recently was surfing friendster... oh ya! i love surfing friendster and violate ppl's privacy! haha~ oh well, this 'fren' of mine, not very familar lah... but i noe her! a rather sad thing... she married quite early i guess, wonder if its 'shot gun', doesn't matters... anyway, i dun noe how long she was wif her man b4 they got marry... anyway, she's only one yr older den me, and she having 2 kids now... her younger child was jus ard less than 2 mth old?! ya~ anyway, so sad... her man left her for a women who he knew for a short period, the man left for that slut while his baby wasn't even a mth old... so sad... and now... the younger child goes to the mother and the older one goes to the father... its rather FUCK UP! OH Gosh! dun noe y, i'll nv hate that slut more than the man! maybe cos i'm a women... i hate such thing! come on! who suffer the most? the 2 children... fuck! can u still believe the man tat u holding hand wif NOW?! FUCK! enough of all this sickening man... i'm getting tired of them.. and now the poor mum was like missing the elder child like hell, ever wanted to jump down the building wif the baby... SEE! HEARTLESS creature, tat's wat he had done by bking the family... Trust and Freedom... So wat great fuck abt it?! come on, dun ever come to me and say 'give me freedom and trust me'~ FINE! if u wan freedom, dun get attached! U wan trust?! Go and die lah! In r/s, i only trust a non-human being! haha~ cruel me~ FUCK IT! wat the hell sia~ the poor lady is so suffering u noe... u understand anot?! ur child and u can't see him at all! u miss him, u cry over the photos but agn, he's nv to be forgotten and nv to be replc... FUCK IT! it simply remind me of 'ESKI' agn... and i felt so so lagi FUCK UP! sorry, DeSoLo is nv a gentle lady! FUCK IT... Brainless idiots, think wif their cock! fuck! i simply can't stand such thing! so now, i ask u ppl! being a women is really tat great? dun hav to study, jus marry a gd husband! but come on, can u garantee? garantee tat he could make it to a gd husband?! fuck it! i hav seen far too many examples... make me simply tired of r/s, to give myself wholeheartedly to one person! i must be crazy in order to do tat! tat's hell! OMG! will there be anyone to save me from this kinda thinking, its getting worse each day... its getting worse as time passby, its getting worse as more and more ppl ard me suffer from it... OH GOSH! tat's hell~ i'm gone case to the extend whenever i saw a couple holding hands AS IF they r so loving, i start wondering... 'who knows this loving man of urs is holding some other women's hand when u're not wif him', 'who knows he's cheating on u without anyone knowing'... come on lah... when someone bk the news to me, a 9 yrs r/s become shaky cos of a hidden affair which last for a yr! though the affair had already ended, but who can garantee? no one... So wat the fuck abt the length of period?! wat the fuck abt commitment?! who really take it seriously?! its craps... whole full of craps! Wat makes u love a person? other den his/her looks? wat can make u love him/her? feelings? trust? money? can u ans it urself? u dun even noe... looks will goes, feelings will fade, trust dun even exist, money - tat's not even LOVE! So wat else u hav? pray hard tat i'll die young to skip this stupidest stage of life! to trust someone knowing he might bk it one day!

So will anyone die without somebody... the ans is NO! u will only die when u lose urself! ppl commit suicide when they lost someone they like, they depress, but agn, its not abt losing somebody but abt losing him/herself... u can't survive without urself! So wat if u lose somebody, keep urself clear! if one day, DeSoLo were to commit suicide becos of a guy who she love had left me, pls do her a favour, by pushing her down the building! such suicidal acts simply make me lose my face sia, i rather die! haha~! OMG! i had go alittle too far!

conclusion:
We will die only if we lose ourself... the world is make up by love, true, but its more of, how u love and cherish urself! Nv gif urself to someone wholeheartedly, nth in this world has a life-time garantee! *wink*

Its Still Stuck on 10-06-06

well... until den i realized... Tat's not all on 10-06-06... i still hav some pics in ah mei's cammy... here it goes... the nv-endings....


Freaking ultimate act cute~!

Frenching wif my sh shu?! O_o

Kissing Ah Mei... the temper-less cha bo! haha~

I'm wif the gers... OH... i'm so attention seeker by doing tat among them! high liao lah~

Can't see Shu~

The gers.. MUACK**

Acting monster! AGN?!?!

Threesome?!?!

So... DEMON sia~

Hao Lian Kun & Mi~

The little grp wif... well, the bday ger~

The little grp~

Mi & Chong... acting cute?!

haha~ the bitchy DeSoLo in action... even Belle say me a SLUT! haha~

The Multi-face DeSoLo... i can act innoncent also one k!

Jus taking a rest for more to come~

Posing wif the glass?! haha~ my expression comes agn~

Caught Cam-whoring wif mich!

2-some agn?!

I love u, u love me!


proud, hip, firece, blur, all in~

My shu been cut half~

the ladies the ladies~

Wif Kun~

The 'Xi', 'Nu', 'Ai' & 'Le'

I wanted to taste Ah Mei...

and ya~ i did!

act monster?! BLEH! this jie mei kei siao!

See~ he act blur~

Finally... a nice one~

A grp photo wif the bday ger?! hehe~ the sec sch mates~

a candid one to end~

Dewei and Kun ... molesting the... Statue?! O_o!

A Plain, Boring & Common HOME!

Shit! sorry to start a early morning entry wif such a Ugly rude word... but y?! din hav a gd morning?! not until i receive this email from blogger support! the story goes all the way back to.... a few weeks ago?!...

ok, my ah shu was visiting my blog for the very first time, as loving as she is, she try to view my archive, but sad enough! my archive links are all broken... u can try it now, still broken... As usual i was like... FUCK! i mess up my archive template coding liao... quickly check my html... hmmm... nth wrong leh... so try using the template provide by blogger... wao lao! its still the same lor... nth wrong wif my coding, its something wrong in the link itself! fuck! i quickly read blogger help on the issue... and ya, it written something abt republishing the blog, the republishment is not done properly or so, try doing it... so i follow and i tried... its the same leh, not very helpful and until this issue, the only solution is the republish thingy! wow biang! my 2 yrs of hard work leh... i check my history in my dashboard, ok, my old entries are still ard, but... wat the fuck! the archive are all broken and not found! shit~

So i wrote in to blogger support... and... the reply is like ... 'we r very bz, can't always assist each enquiry on our own, pls look thur' the help page... if its still couldn't work, pls reply to the email...' well... i read the HELP, agn... the HELP isn't tat HELPFUL leh~ so i reply to them agn! Well Well Well... that the reply i got back...

Hi there,

Thanks for writing in. Please note that Blogger Support does not currently support questions regarding customized template code or CSS/HTML ingeneral. Please see our Blogger Help article for some brief tutorials andpointers to more resources: http://help.blogger.com/bin/answer.py?answer=1116

Sincerely,
The Blogger Team

OMG! kill me kill me... its customised ya... but doesn't means when u see 'OH! customised template, sure html wrong...' wow biang! pissed sia! so no choice, i change my template to a UN-CUSTOMISED one which provide by BLOGGER! To prove tat it isn't abt HTML, but the link, the url itself! Very sad leh... after a 2 yrs blogging hardwork, i can't view my past entry... and the problem can't be solve by me... its like, imagine, someone hack ur accounts, delete ur posts, nth u can do to recover it, only blogger can, and u r like waiting and waiting... sian~

its like... i bought a new hse, i jus paste a colourful wallpaper on and after 2 yrs, i realized its leaking, so i complaint to HDB, HDB insist tat the leaking is cos by my renovation and give me one THOUSAND hotlines to call for help... and now! i hav to prove that i din do any renovation, din cause the leaks, so i tear off my wallpaper lor... and my home is plain and boring now... jus so ordinary and common... BORING!

Hai... when can my archive recover?! its like... 300 over entries leh... heart pain ah! my lips also pain... cos i accidentally bit it while eating my morning pancakes... ARGH... and SHIT! it bleeds lor~ :'(

DeSoLo, The Ultimate BIMBO!

I'm not a blond, i shouldn't be tat dumb rite! rmb my new dearly jacket?! i love it so so much tat i dun even bear to wear it on a rainy day (afraid it caught the ACIDIC rainwater), dun even dare to wear it to Clubs (afraid tat it might caught the Stinko Smell), dun even dare to lean on walls or so (afraid that might dirty it thot its freaking BLACK in colour)... and ya.. of so much things i hav done, taken care of it............

and here come the dumbest, silliest, stupidest thing! ACCIDENTS ALWAYS HAPPEN UNKNOWINGLY...

i'm wearing it and while i'm trying to staple the fax together, i accidentally STABLED the sleeve opening of my jacket together wif the documents!!!! ARGH.... shit sia! and now there's like two tiny holes!!! fuck it! angry ah! see lah... tat's wat happen when u wear a jacket tat hav sleeves tat are just too long! DAMN IT! Blame who?! MI! FUCK!

**luckily, the holes are too tiny to be seen! phew~

Shop Till i DROP!

a short blog...

wow wow~ shocking... my desology lesson, i receive a few feedback sia! haha~ yeah! anyway, its really jus wat i think and my thoughts lah... to agree anot, up to individual... and ya, to write it out anot, up to me! to read it anot, up to u lor.. hehe~

well, i'm on challenge!!! Mr Pele, my net bestie~ he challenge me... the ultimate diet... who gonna lose more weight in 3 mths time~ OMG! I'm having STEAMBOAT tonite~ had seoul garden last sun... miting Pele for dinner at Carl jr agn and Sat miting wilson for lunch! OMG! how to slim like that?! wif this kinda diet gng on... anyway, our challenge begin on 1st july all the way to end of Sep! cool... the loser gonna treat the winner wif KuiShin Bo buffet... OMG! its like 40 bucks per pax lor! wow biang! can't lose ah! haha~ ready to fight huh...

anyway, ya... shop till i drop... women's money are easily cheat... i spend and spend, even my mum given me an additional 300 bucks, its still not enough! (she strike)... *shall not state the price of each item* ... i bought a Helena Rubinstein Mascara, The LASH QUEEN~ and fuck tat sale girl, she gave me the wrong one and send it straight to the counter without getting me to check! so i was like... peep and see, ok, its WOW! black! and its WATERPROOF, but nv check, its EXTRAVAGANT and not LASH QUEEN! for ur infor, EXTRAVAGANT is for volume only, while LASH QUENN is the 3 in 1 kind... volume, length and curl... and ya, notice it when i got home so went back to isetan scott agn to exchange... hai~ anyway, haven try my HR mascara yet, hav rather gd feedback from the user, so wanna gif it a try... My dior is running out, it DRY OFF already! and if u noe DeSoLo, certain make up items i will non-stop trying the new brand one, like MASCARA! will get my feeback real soon...

Brought a LA One Life jacket @ SKIN (its fucking on discount k! worth it hor, b4 discount is 200 odd leh, and its freaking 40% and well, its fucking chio!) hmmm... ok... it might cost less than a ADDIDAS and well, the brand is not tat well-known in SG... but... who cares! as long as i like, as long as every single freaking soul saw it will say chio... haha~ lao niang fuck care abt the brand ah! if brand really so fucking important, i must well grab a LV (as if i hav tat MUCH $$, even if i do, i will grab a speedy 25 first... haha) ~ wahahaha~ anyway, i love it... fall for it once i saw it... whether is it DeSoLoRy, up to ur lah...

Here it is... my dearly Jacket... the front and back view! see liao orgasm!

Tat's the print and the logo.... hehe~ dun noe y, jus love it but~ the print remind me of 3 of sword... pain huh~

bought a electric eyelash curler, say bye bye to the click curler which make my lash curl unevenly... haha~ which pinch my eyelid... haha~ and yeah~ i tried it yesterday... it works perfectly! yeah!!!! so happy~ highly recomended...

bought a eyelash growth thingy from those recognise beauty salon brand lah... jus a try out ba... wan a fuller, longer lash mah~ DeSoLo is a freaking ultimate vain pot wat! haha~ still using... need a mth to see result... if it works, i'll recommend u guys~ say bye bye to short short lashes... *wink*

bought 2 tops @ ms.... hmmm... shopping maddness... haha~ and 2 tops from the net... and ya... MANGO SALESSSSS!!!! start chionging MNG since today... wonder how many i gonna buy! beyond my imagination... **trying so hard to avoid R&Bs* afraid tat my momo addiction haunt me... i hav no money for shaking butts ah!!!! it MNG SALES leh~~~~ AHHHH *scream** OMG! haha~ no time to upload pics nah... haha~